Reid is a Genius, Shanahan Chokes: The Classic Super Bowl Analysis Returns, and it's a Joke

It’s not easy to write about the Super Bowl, as it’s easily the most overanalyzed event in North American sports.

I could be one of the many that argue that the 49ers blew this game. With a ten point lead midway through the second half, San Francisco decided to go to the air game to try to ice the contest, despite their elite running game being their primary offense throughout the regular season and playoffs.

Or I could flip that argument, as many others have, and say that the Chiefs simply weren’t the same Chiefs for the first three quarters of that football game. But their defense did enough to give them a chance before Patrick Mahomes went all, well, Patrick Mahomes. The 49ers couldn’t put the game away and Kansas City took it from them, certainly an equally compelling case to be made there.

There are countless aspects of this game that the talking heads in the sports world are dissecting from the NFL’s final contest of the season. The inability of Richard Sherman to take care of Sammy Watkins in a rare straight up man coverage play in Robert Salah’s Super Bowl scheme. Jimmy Garoppolo couldn’t get the job done with the game on the line. Why did the Niners stop giving it to Deebo Samuel in the backfield? How did the Chiefs survive given the way Mahomes looked for most of the game? Why was Mahomes so awful in that first half? Why didn’t San Fran just run every play like they did their previous two games? How does everyone feel about Shakira and J-Lo gyrating for 20 minutes and calling it a halftime show?

But the arguments I take issue with most, and the core theme of this article, is the instantaneous and heavy impact on the narratives surrounding the head coaches stemming from one, single sixty-minute stretch in the grand scheme of the NFL.

The Super Bowl is massive, obviously. When careers end and we start thinking about Hall of Fame candidacies, the first question people ask is “Does he have a ring?” Or,  “How many?” But when we are talking about one specific Super Bowl, and extend that conversation to the game planning and play calling by the head coaches, it’s like the world forgets that one team has to win and the other has to lose.

The winning coach is heralded as a hero, a genius. Andy Reid gets all the glory this week, and the world forgets about all the blemishes on his resume, all the bad decisions he’s made, and all the great teams he’s had in the past that fell short. In one four-hour span Andy Reid went from a coach that could destroy the regular season but always found a way to screw it all up in the postseason to one of the greatest coaches that’s ever lived. And all because he has a new piece of jewelry for his finger?

News flash people, Andy Reid has always been and will continue to be a world class football coach. The fact that he didn’t have a Super Bowl prior to Sunday should bare no impact on anything other than his legacy for your children’s children. There is no question that having a title will ensure he is remembered forever as an innovative football mastermind. The problem I’m having here is how that wouldn’t be the case had the Chiefs lost this game.

Same goes for Kyle Shanahan in all of this. An offensive guru in his own right, Shanahan orchestrated the offense for the Atlanta Falcons team that made opposing defenses tremble during the 2016 season. It was his scheme that helped Matt Ryan become league MVP, and that put the Falcons up 28-3 against the Patriots in Super Bowl 51. Yet somehow, someway, a lot of the talk leading up to (and following) this Super Bowl was about his play calling down the stretch in that game. Somehow the football universe found a way to blame an offensive coordinator for blowing a 25-point lead? That’s some ass backwards logic if I’ve ever heard it.

Then he gets the top job in San Fran, and along with a first time GM in John Lynch took a struggling franchise and turned them into an absolute juggernaut in three years flat. Do people not realize how few guys there are in this league that can do that? The Niners made a zone-blocking run scheme must see TV for this entire season in a league with a fan base that craves the aerial attack. This guy just turned 40 and has already been in charge of two different team’s offenses that had fourth quarter leads in Super Bowls. And all we’re hearing about Shanahan this week is how he took his foot off the gas again, got away from the run again, and cost his team a Super Bowl again. All anyone has to say about Kyle Shanahan is that he chokes? Is it really possible that people can forget just how phenomenal at his job this man is because his teams blew a couple of leads?

For some reason, likely due in large part to the single game element of the NFL Playoffs, the football world operates and analyzes in a headspace of absolutes that is equal parts unfair and not making any sense whatsoever. The winning coach is a genius, the loser gets lambasted. Andy Reid’s legacy is cemented for eternity for all those morons from the past that said he couldn’t get it done when it matters most, while all Kyle Shanahan’s astonishing accomplishments are forgotten because his club couldn’t close out the most prolific passer football has ever seen for a full sixty minutes? Because he trusted his passing game to win the game for him?

Is there criticism that can be fairly made about Shanahan from Sunday’s affair? Of course there is. I was screaming at the television when they let the clock run out in the first half instead of trying to take the lead before intermission. But if you think that in any way discredits all he has done in this league, especially at such a young age, you’re as out of your mind as the rest of the Monday morning quarterbacks making their rounds this week.

Pete Carroll is a coach of the year candidate every season with these Seahawks teams that continue to overachieve year after year. He has cemented himself as one of the very best coaches in this league. And yet, the most talked about thing when Carroll is mentioned is his decision to throw the ball from the goal line against New England, allowing Malcolm Butler to become a folk hero instead of letting Marshawn Lynch punch it in for back-to-back titles. No one mentions that despite having Lynch, Seattle was below average running the football in the redzone that season. And even worse, if Russell Wilson completes that pass no one would say it was a bad play call. Matter of fact, I can guarantee it would’ve been perceived as brilliant.

I can hear Cris Collinsworth now. “The Patriots had the box stacked against Marshawn and Carroll outsmarted them. What a brave and perfect play call!”

But it was the Super Bowl, and the ball was picked, and now Pete Carroll will always be the fool that handed New England yet another championship. Sports cannot operate in a world of absolutes. Pete Carroll has accomplished way too much for that to be the memory that defines him, but apparently that’s the world we live in.

Back to this Super Bowl now. There is one play in particular that football analysts seem to have honed in on as their primary reasoning for calling Shanahan a choker. With just over five minutes left to play and a three-point lead, the Niners ran the ball on first down from their own 20, gaining five yards on the play.

It’s the following 2nd and 5 that has the football universe up in arms.

Instead of sticking to their all-world run game, Shanahan decided to go to the play-action section of the playbook to try to keep the chains moving and keep the ball out of the hands of Mahomes. Prior to that pass, Garoppolo was twelve for thirteen on play-action passes for the game. He had his man George Kittle open, but Chris Jones made a tremendous defensive play and batted down the pass.

Twelve for thirteen.

Are we really going to crash down on Shanahan for calling a play type that Kansas City hadn’t stopped for three-and-a-half quarters?

It’s easy for Monday morning quarterbacks to scream things like “If you’re going to lose, lose with what got you there.” But I can guarantee that sentiment wouldn’t be the same if San Fran ran it with Raheem Mostert and Chris Jones met him in the backfield for a loss.

And that really is the point of this article right there. When something goes wrong in the Super Bowl, we blame the coach and argue that something different would have worked. We seem to love to blame play calling above all else. It’s garbage journalism really. “What can I say about Shanahan in my article? Well this play didn’t work, so I’ll call him an idiot for not doing something different.”

It’s the issue we run into when we put so much stock into a single football game. The world nitpicks each and every play and comes to the conclusion that Jimmy G isn’t ready for the bright lights, or that Kyle Shanahan is a choke artist. Would he do it differently if he could? Probably. But to say Shanahan can’t handle the biggest stage because he’s let two different teams mount 4th quarter comebacks in Super Bowls is insane, because unlike the vast majority of coaches in the NFL, at least he gets there.

If Chris Jones doesn’t knock down that pass and the 49ers go on to win is Kyle Shanahan still a fool for not sticking with his powerful run game? If they run the ball twice and don’t get the first down are we saying that he coached scared? And that he just couldn’t trust Garoppolo with the game on the line?

Of course we are!

No matter what the result is, someone will be a hero and someone will be a coach that makes terrible decisions in crunch time. It’s just as comical to me as it is ridiculous.

The people that are calling Shanahan scared for not chasing points late in the first half are the same people that are saying he should have run the ball and worked the clock in the second instead of aggressively chasing the win. There is criticism and praise to go around everywhere following that game. Jimmy G, for three quarters, played better than Patrick Mahomes. He gets a pass batted down and Shanahan is out of his mind? Give me a break. If Mahomes doesn’t wake up in the fourth quarter like he did we’d be saying it’s he and Andy Reid that can’t get the job done.

The criticism isn’t completely unfounded. The Niners had the Chiefs, and they couldn’t finish the job. They let Patrick Mahomes, the best player in the world, hang around long enough to wake up and scorch them to rip the title from their fingertips. But if you think that means that Kyle Shanahan, who most have revered as an offensive savant, is all of a sudden a choker because of a couple bad quarters of football, well that just ain’t right. The problem for Shanahan is that those bad quarters were both fourth quarters and they were both in Super Bowls. So I guess that leaves Kyle in the same situation Andy Reid was in before the clock struck zero on Super Bowl 54. He’ll never be poor clock management Andy again. Somehow, because of this one game, one of football’s greatest coaches can now actually be considered a great coach. So I guess Shanahan just has to win one of these things now, because apparently that’s the only way coaches are appreciated in this league.

How the Rams Hiring Sean McVay Over Two Years Ago is the Reason Kyler Murray is the Favourite to Go First Overall

The ridiculousness of the Kyler Murray saga has been dramatically understated…

In December, while Murray was winning the Heisman and preparing for his playoff game against Alabama, NFL draft analysts across America were having doubts about Murray’s NFL future. Many of whom, including draft guru Mel Kiper, had Murray as a second round pick at best. This wasn’t a universal sentiment, there indeed were others that projected Murray as a first-rounder, but never at any point during the college season did Murray have an iota of the hype he’s experiencing today.

Then came a great (obnoxious) debate among sports fans: should Kyler play football or baseball?

Should he take the $4.6 million dollar check on the table from the Oakland Athletics, and the potential for a career free of being hit by 300-pound men? Or should he chase his childhood dream of the NFL? After all, he was just named the best player in the NCAA.

Hot-takes aplenty ensued.

“Of course he should play baseball! He’s tiny bro! He’ll get rocked out there! Remember what happened to RG3?”

“Man, baseball’s finicky. He’s a ridiculous athlete, and it sounds like he wants to play football. Besides, if it doesn’t work out, he can always go back to baseball.”

In early February, Kyler Murray committed to football.

Next, Murray passed what apparently was the most important test to determine his draft status. Not his arm strength, his speed, his vision, his leadership, his brain. No, no. For some sick reason all the football community seemed to care about was how tall this kid is. And I have to say, that whole thing was pretty embarrassing, and I felt rather ill watching the football world explode in the aftermath…

But lets move on.

Now, here we are in early March, and reports are saying that Kyler Murray is almost universally believed to be the #1 pick in April’s draft…

W…T…F…

So, to recap. Murray went from wavering between two sports, and possibly turning away from football, his true sports love, for life… to the consensus #1 pick in the draft… in less than a month. Suddenly, all those people saying he should play baseball got awfully quiet.

The craziest thing about all of this is that its been brushed past like nothing happened. Like this is business as usual. What the hell happened between December and now other than him measuring an inch taller than we expected, gaining ten pounds, and getting his ass kicked by Tua Tagovailoa and the Crimson Tide? From a second rounder at best to the consensus #1 pick? To Arizona? A team that took a quarterback with the 10th overall pick less than a year ago?

That’s what I’m here for. I know what happened. And I’m here to share it with you.

Sean McVay happened.

If the Los Angeles Rams hadn’t hired the then 30-year old Sean McVay as their head coach, Kyler Murray would not be the overwhelming favourite to be drafted first overall.

Preposterous? Maybe. But hear me out.

I’ll just say first that the Cardinals have in no way, shape, or form stated that Kyler Murray is the pick, nor that they have made up their mind as to whom they are selecting. They could easily trade down and bulk up on picks, or they could use the pick on one of the potential franchise players on defense in this year’s draft. Kyler Murray going to the Cardinals is just speculation right now, but it’s heavy speculation. And I dare anyone to say to me with a straight face it was his height revelation that put him there, or that they just didn’t realize how phenomenal an athlete he is until now.

Instead, the reason for this massive shift in draft conversations can be traced back years ago, all beginning with the hiring of Sean McVay.

Football fans probably already see where I’m going with this, but indulge me.

After the Rams stunned the football world by hiring the league’s youngest head coach in history, in two seasons at the helm all McVay has done is win the NFC West twice, and lead the franchise to its first Super Bowl appearance since “The Greatest Show on Turf.” He has heavily aided in the speedy development of Jared Goff. Goff, the first overall selection in the 2016 draft, who according to many was in possession of a one-way ticket to bust status after his abysmal debut season under the antiquated Jeff Fisher, has since emerged as an MVP candidate. Simply put, at the risk of sounding hyperbolic, McVay is an offensive genius.

Despite the star power the Rams possessed on defense this past season, they played relatively poorly throughout the year, save for the Super Bowl. They were in the bottom half of the league in both yards and points allowed, but they scored so damn much it didn’t really matter. Given what McVay has done in his first two years as a head coach, the enormous amount of hype he has received is justifiable…

However, the reactions to the hype that we’ve witnessed from several teams recently, is not. Suddenly, teams have stopped looking for the next Belichick, which was already a fool’s errand, and started looking for the next McVay.

Here’s a list of coaches who have worked under Belichick that became NFL head coaches: Bill O’Brien, Eric Mangini, Josh McDaniels, Romeo Crennel, Matt Patricia, Jim Schwartz, Al Groh, Brian Flores, and Nick Saban...

A pretty pathetic list when you look at their head coaching records. Now, of course, Nick Saban is arguably the greatest college coach of all time, but this article is about the NFL, where he didn’t fair so well, so back off.

The point is, teams are tired of getting beat by Belichick, so they try to do what they can to join him… and thus far they have failed miserably, each and every time. So then, what makes teams think they can just hire another young gun offensive guru and get to the Super Bowl just like the Rams did?

I don’t have an answer to this one… I’m legitimately asking.

Nevertheless, here we sit, just two years into McVay’s NFL head coaching tenure, and the now 33-year old has started himself a bit of an epidemic. His offensive coordinator from two years ago, 39-year old Matt LaFleur, is off to Green Bay to try and squeeze another title out of the great Aaron Rodgers. His quarterbacks coach from this past season, 35-year old Zac Taylor, has been pegged as the man to (finally) take over for Marvin Lewis in Cincinnati. And lastly, and most nonsensically, McVay’s good buddy Kliff Kingsbury (also 39), a man that has coached a total of zero days in the NFL in any role, is the new head coach of the Arizona Cardinals.

Really? Kliff Kingsbury?

I’m not going to bash Kingsbury here, as he hasn’t done anything worthy of bashing. He’s proven to be a true offensive wizard at the college level, and I’m a fan of his work. It’s not his fault that the Sean McVay effect is occurring, it’s not his fault the Cardinals are lost in it, and it’s not his fault that they are hiring him despite his staggering lack of credentials for the position.

But that is the reality. Kliff Kingsbury as an NFL head coach is, as of today, a mistake. Not saying he’ll never be suitable, I’m saying that he isn’t right now.

What has Kingsbury done?

He’s spent the last six years as head coach of the Texas Tech Red Raiders, his only six years as a head coach anywhere, combining for a record of 35-40.

Already doesn’t sound like a guy who should be a head coach in the NFL, am I right?

Now, to bring both sides of the argument in, Kingsbury has been a fast bloomer. He stopped playing football in 2007 and joined the staff of the Houston Cougars the following year. In 2011, Kingsbury was named Offensive Coordinator of the Year in the NCAA. Houston, led by Case Keenum and his insane numbers from that year, averaged about 600 yards and 50 points a game that year to lead the nation at both.

He then followed Kevin Sumlin from Houston to Texas A&M for just a single season as offensive coordinator, and it just happened to be the Heisman winning freshman year of one Johnny Manziel. Ever heard of him?

So then so far, it’s evident that Kingsbury is very good as a college football offensive coordinator, certainly doesn’t hurt that he had two of the best college quarterbacks in recent history in those stints, but an impressively fast rise to stardom nevertheless.

The following year Kingsbury the gig at Texas Tech, where his teams were known for being pass happy and explosive on offense, and just so bad on defense that it makes me want to puke a bit. He coached one Baker Mayfield in his freshman year, and Tech’s two best offensive seasons during his tenure (2015 and 2016) were led by another guy you might know, Patrick Mahomes.

Suffice it to say, Kingsbury’s had some pretty good quarterbacks to work with. But again, to be fair, Kingsbury has certainly played a role in the development of all of them. However, despite the great talent at football’s most important position he had to work with, Kingsbury only had one season at Texas Tech where he hit eight wins, he only made three bowl game appearances (meaning only three seasons at .500 or better), and he won only one of those bowl games.

He’s a great offensive college coach. But a great offensive college coach does not an NFL head coach make, especially considering the conference he’s been coaching in…

If there were ever a “Power 5” conference in college football that I would just never even begin to consider hiring a coach from for an NFL team, it’s the Big 12. Anyone that follows the sport even the slightest bit knows that defense is not played in that conference.

Therefore, my reasoning for Kingsbury not being ready is that there is no bigger adjustment that Kingsbury could have to make this year with the Cardinals. Even if he doesn’t touch the defense (and if he’s smart, he won’t), six years in the wide-open track meet known as Big 12 football games cannot possibly prepare him to coach on Sundays against NFL defenses. More importantly, the Cardinals should never be looking at film from Texas Tech games to decipher if they have found the right man.

But hey, that’s the Sean McVay effect. Now, back to Kyler Murray.

Kingsbury loves Murray. Back in October, when we are all pretty sure Murray would be a professional baseball player, and Kingsbury was in the midst of another mediocre (at best) season at Tech, Kingsbury told the media that he thought Murray was a “freak,” and that “he would take him with the first pick” given the opportunity.

Fate’s a funny thing, isn’t she?

Do I think that Kyler Murray should be the first overall pick? No, I don’t.

Will I be surprised if he is? No, I won’t.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to point out that in a sport where things are frequently blown way out of proportion, this particular situation I have discussed throughout this article has for some reason been swept under the rug. Dwayne Haskins, Daniel Jones, Drew Lock. These are the names at the top of what has long been considered a weaker class of quarterbacks. Suddenly, this phenomenal two-sport athlete named Kyler Murray, the latest of a long time of quarterbacks to destroy the Big 12, commits to football, and not only does he leapfrog all three of those quarterbacks in draft prognostications, he becomes the overwhelming favourite to be the first overall pick?

If you really think that fateful extra inch of height, the bit of added bulk, or that everyone just suddenly realized and agreed that Kyler Murray was not only the obvious best quarterback in the draft, but possibly the best prospect period… I’d respond with “Okay, that’s stupid.” Sure, we’ve seen players’ draft stocks skyrocket between the college season and the draft, but typically not from guys that haven’t done anything but give a couple of lousy interviews and hit the gym a little more. I watched Murray on Dan Patrick’s show… the kid was borderline contemptuous and I’m pretty sure half asleep.

It’s the Sean McVay effect. It’s the belief that the only way to beat high-flying offenses in the NFL are to create offences that fly even higher. Arizona hires Kingsbury, Kingsbury loves Murray, Murray’s the presumptive pick.

If Kliff Kingsbury isn’t the head coach of the Cardinals, Kyler Murray isn’t getting the buzz that he is. And Kliff Kingsbury is not the head coach of the Arizona Cardinals today if not for the hiring and subsequent success of Sean McVay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cleveland signing Kareem Hunt is just so Damn Cleveland

Oh no… No.... No, no, no…. No… Please no…. no… Cleveland… NO!

To paraphrase the great Harry Dunne…

Just when I thought you couldn’t get any more Cleveland, you go and do something like this… and completely re-Cleveland yourselves.

Now I would never classify this turnaround from the Browns as a meteoric rise. However, it’s impossible not to feel good for a team that won three more games in 2018 than they had in the previous three seasons combined. Furthermore, the dismissal of Hue Jackson seems to have sparked a legitimate turning point for this laughable franchise. Hell, as soon as the season was over I was penciling them in as a legitimate wildcard contender for next year. And with the shakeups and turmoil apparent in the rest of the division, who knows? This team hasn’t made a postseason appearance since 2002, and all a sudden they have a realistic chance at taking the AFC North for the first time.

The stars appear to be aligning for the Browns. The perennial powerhouse in Pittsburgh is imploding, Baltimore is undergoing a complete regime change from arguably the most stereotypical pro-style offence in the league with Joe Flacco under center to a team that looks like they stole their entire playbook from the NCAA, and Cincinnati is starting to look a lot like the new Cleveland.

More importantly, the perception and image of the Browns dramatically shifted this past season. The draft was stellar for the second straight year. Baker Mayfield looks like a homerun. They took Denzel Ward, the corner from Ohio State, in lieu of having Bradley Chubb lined up opposite Myles Garrett, and he looks to be all of the shutdown corner they hoped he’d be. Antonio Callaway had a very promising rookie season out of the 4th round, and Nick Chubb is an absolute stud out of the backfield.

Before I continue. This really needs to be properly appreciated. The Cleveland Browns are drafting well? From 2011 to 2016 the Browns had 9 first round picks: Phil Taylor doesn’t play anymore, Trent Richardson is playing in the AAF, Brandon Weeden (who they selected 22nd overall at the age of 28 because he just looked so damn dominant competing against a field of 18-21 year olds…) hasn’t thrown a pass since 2015, Barkevious Mingo is on his fourth team already, Justin Gilbert (8th overall, 2014) was flipped for a 6th rounder two years later to a divisional rival, Danny Shelton is a rotation player for New England, Cameron Erving (2015) was shipped off to KC a couple years later for a 5th, 2016 first rounder Corey Coleman can’t get on the field for the Giants, and let us never forget Johnny freaking Football.

Very long sentence, I apologize, but worth it.

There are all sorts of ways to take shots at the Browns, but I think this particular piece of recent history is my favourite. They could’ve blindfolded each of the 4 GMs involved through those years and had them throw darts at the draft board and they all would’ve done better. But I digress…

Every decision the Cleveland Browns have made, save maybe for keeping Hue Jackson around as long as they did, has really impressed me. Yet another statement I never imagined I could ever make. And now, they have completely re-Clevelanded themselves by signing Kareem Hunt.

John Dorsey and Jimmy Haslem… If you ever read this… Please know that up until the moment you decided to let Kareem Hunt be a member of your football team you both had my full-fledged support, and that is not an easy thing to come by.

Less than three months after Kareem Hunt lost his job due to the emergence of video evidence of his assaulting a man and woman in a hotel, and Dorsey has brought this man aboard the heroic rise of the Browns because, and I quote, he “has a really good heart.”

Really?

This isn’t even the only incident that is currently preventing the league from officially reinstating Hunt. He’s also under investigation for allegedly punching a man at a resort in Ohio, not to mention the allegations of him teaming up with former NFL running back George Atkinson to beat up a man at a Kansas City nightclub after the Chiefs’ playoff exit in January 2018.

I guess this shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. After all, Dorsey was the Chiefs’ GM prior to joining the Browns, where he would draft the likes of Tyreek Hill. Hill who, while at Oklahoma State, plead guilty to the charge of punching and choking his pregnant girlfriend.

But what a receiver am I right?!

If that’s not enough… and it most certainly is…. The Browns don’t even need help at running back!

Nick Chubb, in just one year, looks like a feature back. He averaged over five yards a carry, and showed that he has definite skills in the passing game. Is he an every down back? We’ll have to wait and see. Regardless, he’s an extremely capable starting NFL running back, and has already endeared himself a great deal to the Cleveland faithful. Dorsey essentially just told him that if the NFL is crazy enough to let Hunt play again (and since he’s a phenomenal talent, they probably will), that his job of leading this revitalized offence into the future alongside Baker Mayfield may be in jeopardy sooner rather than later.

The Browns have just suffered a massive self-induced blow to their reputation, and it happened right when they finally had the football world looking at them with something other than colossal pity, and possibly even verging on the borders of respect… Just another prime example of Cleveland being Cleveland, like only Cleveland can.

Why this Super Bowl was Exactly what the NFL Needed

14 punts, 36 first downs, sixteen total points, one combined redzone play.

If someone described a game like that to me with no prior knowledge, my first instinct would be to assume it was a Week 1 or 2 contest between a couple of basement dwellers. Perhaps a couple of rookie quarterbacks on teams with strong defenses duking it out in the rain. The last game I would have predicted these facts to occur in would be the Super Bowl… particularly in today’s NFL.

“Today’s NFL.” Why particularly in today’s NFL? The short answer to this is simple…

This is exactly the type of game the NFL has been trying to eliminate.

The NFL’s style of play has changed a considerable amount just over the past couple decades. In 2005, there were 6 teams that threw the ball on over 60% of their plays, and half the league (16 teams) threw less than 55% of the time. Compare that to this season, where 14 teams threw it over 60%, and only 7 came in under 55%. Passing is sexier, it creates more points, and, most importantly, its what the league wants, as evidenced by a sequence of rule changes that leaves the avid observer wondering why Roger Goodell hates defense so much.

There was nothing sexy about Super Bowl LIII.

On one side you had the GOAT. The underrated kid from Michigan who seems to live with a lifelong chip on his shoulder despite the supermodel wife, the 6 rings, and the love and admiration of most football and even non-football fans alike, whether they’re from the Boston area or not. The man named Brady who orchestrated touchdown drive after touchdown drive in a demoralizing first half against the Chargers to send them packing. Then went on the road to Arrowhead and took down arguably the most exciting player to ever enter this league in Patrick Mahomes.

The Pats put up 41 against the Chargers, 37 in KC, only 13 in the Super Bowl.

Wade Phillips might just be the most disappointed man on the planet right now. He was gifted an all-star team of a defense over the offseason, but could never seem to make it work. With Donald and Suh on the interior, along with Peters and Talib at the corners, the sky was the limit for the Rams’ defense. Aaron Donald was brilliant all year to be sure, but if not for the offense putting up over 30 points 13 times during the regular season this team isn’t even in the playoffs. This defensive performance seemingly came out of nowhere. It was a truly beautiful display of the “bend but don’t break” defensive mentality that Belichick’s teams have mastered year after year. They gave up their yards, but kept the red zone safe.

The Rams made their way to the football’s grand finale by outscoring teams. Not once did they give any indication they could win a game with their defense if need be. Well, the Rams defense did more than enough to win this football game, and they still lost by ten.

The Patriots’ defensive philosophy in this game was not “bend don’t break,” it was absolute domination.

They blitzed more often than not, they made sure tackles, and the play of the defensive backfield was nothing short of spectacular.

Were the lights too bright for Jared Goff? Possibly. But that isn’t the point here. The point is that in an era where the top offences in the league are making scoring touchdowns look laughably easy at times, we somehow ended up with the lowest scoring Super Bowl in history.

There isn’t a lot of space on a football field with 22 world-class athletes manning it. It’s supposed to be hard to score. I’m not actually sure if I’m in the minority here or not, but I found myself feeling more disgusted than excited watching the Rams beat the Chiefs 54-51 on Monday Night Football this season. 90+ points is not an NFL football game. If that’s what you’re in to, may I recommend getting yourself a subscription to the Big 12?

What the Super Bowl demonstrated is that it takes a lot more than nifty offensive play designs to move the ball against the best-prepared teams. Bill Belichick offset the new-age NFL by making the Patriots an old-school looking team for the playoff run, and it netted him a sixth ring. I really respect Sean McVay for admitting to being outcoached. For me, this was an admission of more than the results of one game…

It was admitting that great coaching doesn’t have to mean who can orchestrate the most points on the scoreboard, it can also still mean keeping them off. While when considered in historical context this is a tremendously obvious statement, the same cannot be said for the modern NFL. It’s all about scoring, which is exactly why teams are frantically searching for the next McVay.

In case anyone forgot, there are 11 guys opposite of the offence that are there to prevent points. Roger Goodell and the NFL rule makers seem to be doing everything they can to phase these men out of the game. We needed a Super Bowl that proved that great coaching and defensive scheming can still out-duel even the most innovative offensive game plans. Thus, for me, the Super Bowl was perfect. A gritty, punch you in the mouth type of game, where every single inch was earned.

That’s football, folks.

 

 

 

Eli is Done, But the Giants' Blunder is not Draft Related

The statement that Eli Manning’s career as an NFL quarterback is over is not an original one. It’s rather an excruciatingly obvious one. The man is the oldest 37 year old on the planet, he seems to fumble every other possession, and the bad offensive line argument can only go so far when Odell Beckham and Saquon Barkley are on the roster. In addition, the man is painfully slow. I don’t even mean getting out of the pocket (which is a non-existent phenomena). Eli cannot seem to shake a single defender, nor find a spot while under pressure where he can deliver a ball over three yards past the scrimmage line.

Nothing… Nothing… Dump it off… Underneath…. two yard gain… Punt.

Making matters worse for Eli is the emergence of young talent at the position. 4 of my top-10 quarterbacks are within their first three seasons (Mahomes, Wentz, Goff, Watson). While the look of his contemporary Drew Brees (two years Eli’s senior) is certainly aiding the diagnosis of Manning’s escalated aging process, these new guys are making Eli appear ancient.

I feel the need to make it clear that I admire the career of Eli Manning and will always consider myself a fan. Despite going first overall in 2004, Eli was known as Peyton’s little brother until the five-seeded Giants shocked the football world in the 2007-08 season by grinding their way through the NFC playoffs and taking down the then 18-0 Patriots. In addition, if it wasn’t for the Broncos’ disgustingly dominant defence in Super Bowl 50, Eli’s career would be ending with one more ring on this finger than big bro.

Yes I realize this is old news and probably doesn’t belong in this article, but it may be the last time I write anything about it so back off.

I mean bare with me. Moving right along…

The argument being posed here is largely in response to the endless number of pundits and fans who are screaming at this team for not selecting one of the five first round QBs that went in this year’s draft. Don’t get me wrong. I am a sincere believer in the talent of these young quarterbacks. This may prove to be the strongest QB class of a generation, and I expect especially big things from that guy in Cleveland. Therefore, I suppose declaring that the Giants blundered in April by letting the likes of Josh Rosen and Sam Darnold slide through their fingers could be deemed reasonable. But to those people I have but one question…

Have you watched Saquon Barkley play football?

Speaking of generational, this man is the most Canton-bound player through six weeks I have ever seen. He is only the third player ever to have 100 scrimmage yards in his first five games (and remember, he’s on Eli’s Giants), and as I sit here watching the second quarter of Thursday Night Football he has already eclipsed the mark once again. There is nothing I can say about the physical skills of Barkley that hasn’t already been said in the mind of any person that has witnessed his brilliance, be it during his remarkable career at Penn State or his furious start in the pros.

Therefore, I won’t bother. Other than to say that Barkley was the obvious pick at the draft, he’s the best player from the draft and it’s not close, and not selecting him would have been a horrific mistake. I have never seen a player get drafted and be the league’s best player at their position immediately… not until Saquon.

However, New York, you are not off the hook.

Remember, you won 11 games just two short seasons ago, and much of that roster remains firmly intact, and with upgrades at some key positions (and some losses to be sure – JPP certainly comes to mind).

Have I mentioned Saquon Barkley?

There is still a lot of talent on both sides of the ball. Yet this season is about to hit 1-5 (its only halftime now, but I don’t like their chances), leaving the G-men at the basement of the sport’s worst division. So, what inexcusable mistake did the Giants brass make this offseason?

Why do they not have a capable backup?

Never have I seen a team with a legitimate chance to be good like the Giants were before this season, with the one obvious potential hindrance being their aging franchise QB, fail so miserably at having any kind of contingency plan in place. Teddy Bridgewater with his 1-year $6 million deal is the one that stands out the most, highlighted by the third=round pick they would have had to cough up to their shared stadium rivals in green to obtain him (this is what the Saints gave up in return for Bridgewater and a sixth).

The Giants have put themselves in a position where they can’t take out Manning even if they wanted to. They may be the weakest team at the position behind the starter in all of football. I apologize to you Alex Tanney and Kyle Lauletta fans out there that disagree with me about this. As I am making this point to the 99.99999999% of football fans that are saying with me, “Who the f*** are Alex Tanney and Kyle Lauletta?”

It’s another wasted year for the Giants. I’m often a guy that will do his best to find ways to avoid blaming the quarterback, but there are none here. This offence simply has too much going for it to be suffering the way it is. Furthermore, the failure of management to bring in anybody that could’ve at least found a way to get the ball down the field a couple times a game is indefensible. Eli Manning has had an impressive career, but its over. However, I don’t want to hear anyone say they Giants butchered their future at the draft, because Saquon is too good to be true.